Mystic Paper

CALLING ALL COUNTERS - Yeah you....

We're almost at the end of 2007 and looking forward to 2008! The one thing we aren't really looking forward to is the dreaded "end of year inventory". How many tiny things can one store possibly have? Let's just say zillions upon zillions. So, can you tell where we are going with this? We need counters! About six to be exact. The counting will commence on Monday, December 31st at 9:00 A.M. We'll have a continental breakfast for you and, if you feel like it, come in your P.J.'s. Nothing to revealing please! (There may be some bending over and climbing around going on.) Hmmmm, you're thinking, "what's in this for me?".

1. You get to hang out with us all day. Right there is payment enough right...o.k., not so much.
2. You'll get to feast your eyes on tons of product that you never knew existed...heh!

Still not buyin' it?

3. We will pay you in product...it's getting better right?
4. We're feeding you a healthy breakfast and we hear that exercising your brain in ways that you don't usually do keeps your mind young!
5. We'll be done in time for all of you party animals to ring in the New Year with someone you really want to be with!

So, if you're interested, and we mean definitely interested, call us by Friday, December 28th and let us know. That will still give us time to round up some random people that we never really wanted to talk to, but we will in a pinch!

Come on, you know you want to do this!!! We may even throw in some gifts!!